1) It's very hot outside but the cat is large and warm and also he really wants to sit in people's laps. Perhaps he is senile. Has he not realized how it is hot outside and that people are also hot and that he is covered in fur?

2) I made the mistake of watching a Top Chef marathon and now I crave well-cooked meat with a side dish of ( Read more... )

Dear wanderlightI don't really know how to tell you this, but I'm in love with your sister. I think I realized it when I changed tennis shoes at the mental hospital and I saw you carve your initials into the crazy monk. I'm sure you're frostbitten enough to understand that Extreme Home Makeover sucks. I'm returning your ring to you, but I'll keep your photo ( Read more... )

So look, it's an entire post of pictures I took with my new phone. See! The blackest depths of my bookshelf. Wonder! At the fuzziness of my cat.

Or: I stalk myself so that you don't have to.

( Because images are big )